The Male Oompa is a curious creature. He acts very mild and shy. What the male oopma does not let on is that he is quite quick witted and charming. Male oompa's stand approximately 5 foot 4 inches tall and should not be approached by individuals who are unexperienced in oompa behaviors. If a male oompa is approached by someone unexperienced the Oompa may fart on you or act like he wants to get close to you then belch in your face. Remember a male oompa's diet is primarily chocolate so he is often hyper and unpredictable.


The Female Oompa on the other hand is usually very jovial and the life of the party. Female Oompa's strive to get the most attention from the most desirable male Oompa. Female Oompas stand only about 4'11 inches tall. In the eyes of the male Oompa the shorter the female oompa the more desiresable she is. Male Oompas also prefer females with large bottoms. Female oompas are very friendly to strangers and would gladly be your friend.


One thing that an outsider must beware of is if one happens to catch the rare occurrence of oompa's in love. The male oompa will become quite aggressive while trying to throw himself at the mate he has chosen. The female oompa will begin to laugh hysterically at the male and refuse his advances. Be warned that the oompa courtship process takes many, many, many days and many, many, many attempts. The male oompa will often times be turned down 100 times or more before the female will finally accept him as her mate.


Once the love of the male and female Oompas has flourished it often times results in a Baby Oompa. Despite the extreme cuteness of the baby Oompa one must proceed with extreme caution as they are know to smoother you with kisses and the occasional bite!